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[OFFICIAL] Foreign Ministry Report

18 • Day 542, 17:45 • Published in Germany Germany •

Many things have changed since my last press release.
Many people have asked me for clarification on many issues. So here it is:

Swedish Aggression
I hope you'll understand that a lot of this has been classified as top-secret (for our

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[OFFICIAL] Help Serve your Country!

5 • Day 538, 16:52 • Published in Germany Germany •

The foreign ministry is significantly understaffed.
In the current situation, our current staff of some 10 people is unacceptable (only 3 are active).

Help your country defend against the increasing diplomatic warfare across the eWorld!

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Elisa Vorimberg for Party President of the BU

7 • Day 536, 09:45 • Published in Germany Germany •

Hello everybody,
I'm awfully sorry that I can't put as much time into this article as I had intended (nor find a pretty image for the article). But as you know, I am currently the minister of foreign affairs during the largest diplomatic crisis

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Be Prepared, Don't Panic - Swedish Aggression

63 • Day 534, 16:58 • Published in Germany Germany •

Dear citizens of Germany-Austria,

Sweden has announced plans to vote Germany out of Atlantis, and invade.

The Starkad administration has been working around the clock, talking to leaders of Atlantis members from every time zone for the past

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Sweden Plans to Attack Germany!

5 • Day 534, 16:42 • Published in Bosnia and Herzegovina Bosnia and Herzegovina •

Dear fellow Atlantis allies,

It is with great distress, that Germany asks for any aid or support that can be provided.


The president of Sweden, Kalle Holm, has announced earlier in an election campaign article his intention to invade and

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