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Now you've done it ....

72 • Day 2,719, 01:31 • Published in Australia Australia • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Subjects of Australia, it has come to my attention that I must seek an erection...





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EMERGENCY - Patriots needed

24 • Day 1,236, 04:14 • Published in Australia Australia •



I will be making 6 hospitals for Australia at a quality of Q2, this has been approved by the Government at a sale price of $100 (the $100 … read more »

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And so it was...

21 • Day 1,223, 23:10 • Published in Australia Australia •

It’s been over 6 months since I’ve written an article and this is a bit different to my previous submissions but I think it will be a good laugh that many of you will enjoy.

This is based off an old story that many of you might have come across

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CONGRESS CANDIDATE

4 • Day 1,001, 07:11 • Published in Australia Australia •

Dear fellow Aussies,

I’m running for congress for the first time as I’m an actual Aussie citizen that was born in the Southport hospital on the Gold Coast. My heritage ranges from Aussie to Kiwi to Russian and Polish with I’m sure a few mongrels

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THE eREPUBLIK LUCKY LOTTO

32 • Day 997, 22:03 • Published in Australia Australia •



This lucky draw giveaway is for 20 random lucky ctiizens to win!!!!!

I will be giving away 20 rifles at day 1000….

All you have to do is leave your vote and sub … read more »