The Sword of America - newspaper of Deificus

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Running for Congress. Again.

4 • Day 1,585, 16:37 • Published in USA USA

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Hello, North Dakota!

My name is Deificus, and I'm looking for your vote on March 25th. With your help, I will be representing you and Americans everywhere as your congressman. Now, you probably want to know what I bring to the table and why you

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[NCP] Getting Back On Track

9 • Day 1,452, 15:14 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

Needless to say, it's been an interesting couple of months for the New Conservative Party, We Heart GoalieBCSC... or whatever it's being called now (though I do kinda like that one... ❤ Goalie); but I'll keep it simple and call it the NCP. This

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2:30 in the morning, another article before I call it a night.

15 • Day 1,404, 23:28 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

So here I am, wondering upon exactly what I should write to you all so late at night. I was working on the final touches of a PM campaign to my constituents when and expecting I would head off to bed when my IRC client starts flipping out on me.

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An election in my future and a target on my back.

17 • Day 1,403, 20:16 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

So I'm the latest target to find a place in the sights of the staunchly conservative Pizza The Hut. There is only one small difference between how I reached that acclaim and how others have done it: I didn't have to ask.

I didn't call PTH names.

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Deificus for Iowa in September 2011

21 • Day 1,402, 22:38 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

Time for a quick and dirty campaign article. Nothing fancy (yet), no pictures (unless I add them later)... just a simple request, beholden greatly to your intelligence:

Deificus for Iowa under the USWP.

Serving two years in our military gives