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Best New Year's Resolution Contest

31 • Day 2,962, 14:42 • Published in USA USA

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Hello eUSA it is time that I run my first contest. It is the New Year's Resolution Contest. Best resolution with most votes in comments gets 1000 USD. Any tie breakers will be resolved by James Schubert.

What you need to do:

1. Just make a

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A New Year's Resolution To Make

2 • Day 2,961, 11:15 • Published in USA USA

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Well as the New Year fast approaches it's time to figure out what that resolution will be for 2016.

Here I go trying to figure it out....

It could be

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Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals

6 • Day 2,957, 14:25 • Published in USA USA

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As congress elections are ongoing today on this lovely Christmas Day, I wish everyone in the SFP and those in the other political parties a very Merry Christmas. Stay warm and cozy to your bazookas … read more »

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The Dictatorship Returns In Time For Xmas: Top 5 reasons why it is coming back

13 • Day 2,950, 10:01 • Published in USA USA

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As the coup is underway to re-establish the eUSA dictatorship I believe I have ponder the reason why the dictatorship is returning....like for real dude! Frankly it is the most logical sense that I have tapped into force so strong I have come to

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A Holiday Message From The Big Schu

6 • Day 2,949, 10:44 • Published in USA USA

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As Christmas Day fast approaches and so also Hanukkah and Kwanzaa this time of year I want to express a message as this year will conclude … read more »

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Best New Year's Resolution Contest

A New Year's Resolution To Make

Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals

The Dictatorship Returns In Time For Xmas: Top 5 reasons why it is coming back

A Holiday Message From The Big Schu