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Issue #9: Speaking with the general...

3 • Day 1,347, 15:48 • Published in Canada Canada • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

It's been awhile since I've done one of these...


It was a dark, stormy, night and a CAF Private was on his first guard duty assignment.

A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a

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Issue #8: The Ex Girlfriend

8 • Day 1,188, 19:46 • Published in Canada Canada •

The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.

He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find,

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Issue #7: What's Your Excuse?

3 • Day 1,161, 21:05 • Published in Canada Canada •

It's been awhile...

The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily.

"Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I … read more »

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Issue #6: Paint Job

3 • Day 1,124, 20:21 • Published in Canada Canada •

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can

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Issue #5: The Firing Squad

8 • Day 1,118, 14:37 • Published in Canada Canada •

An American, a Canadian and an Frenchman are all going to be executed by a firing squad. The American is taken out and told to face the wall so he does but just as they're going to shoot him, he shouts "Earthquake!" and the firing squad runs away.

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