The Prime Minister

[CP] HASTY UPDATE AND ART COMPETITION WINNERS

Ahoy m'arties!

Shiver me timbers and stick a bottle of rum up a parrot's arse for tis I, CptChazbeard, here to bring ye news of the goings on aboard the sinking ship eUK this past … read more »

[CP] Some Words About The New Training Wars

Ahoy thar m'arties,

Now some of you may be wondering why in the last week our two training wars have turned into four.
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[CP] ART COMPETITION FOR CULTURAL ENRICHMENT OF GLORIOUS EUK

Harro shitizens,

A lot of trash gets spoken about the eUK. Some say we're unsophisticated, sub-human scum, no better … read more »

[CP] GLORIOUS UPDATE FROM YOUR DEAR LEADER

Harro citizens,

Your dear leader has decided to grace you with his presence today. Can you believe it's been five whole days since the glorious revolution took place and the Chazbeard … read more »

[CP] Battle Sniping

Greetings humans,

You can get up off your knees now. So how are we all enjoying the Hot Summer event thingy majigy? Judging by … read more »