The Picayune

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A satirical newspaper that writes about the things nobody cares about in such a way that they want to read it anyway. What zaniness will be put out next? Edited by Jythier Smith.

Economic Recovery Complete

4 • Day 2,150, 10:10 • Published in New Zealand

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Financial business

The Picayune – We Break the News

Otago, eNew Zealand – The recent economic recovery that persisted for several weeks past expectations has finally ended, sources reported today. The pricing on the market for raw food is now $.05 per, and the

Classified Information Stays Classified

2 • Day 2,131, 16:00 • Published in New Zealand

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Social interactions and entertainment

The Picayune – We Break the News

Wellington, eNew Zealand – Sources are reporting nothing at all today.

“I may or may not have something to tell you,” said one of our anonymous sources. “I am not currently authorized to tell you if I have

Residents Stymied by Lack of Land

1 • Day 2,129, 19:55 • Published in New Zealand

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Social interactions and entertainment

The Picayune – We Break the News

Wellington, eNew Zealand – Farmers in eNew Zealand have been having a hard time lately. The problem, if one could call it that, is that there is no farm land available. There is actually no land at all available

All Quiet in eNew Zealand

9 • Day 2,128, 05:10 • Published in New Zealand

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Social interactions and entertainment

The Picayune - We Would Break the News if There Was Any

Auckland, eNew Zealand - The streets are empty in Auckland. Walking along the empty lane, you might see an old shopkeeper sweeping out front. All the military age men and women are long

Tournament Sparks Food Shortage

3 • Day 2,123, 18:41 • Published in New Zealand

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Financial business

The Picayune – We Break the News.

Auckland, eNew Zealand - Money is actually being made on the marketplace today, business people in eNew Zealand are reporting.

The price of an energy unit (EU), the standard unit of food in eNew Zealand,