The Part Time Cynic - newspaper of Mr Knee

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United in defeat...

35 • Day 2,369, 03:58 • Published in United Kingdom

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Well, the party president elections are over and currently in the process of being checked by Plato, but it looks as the the eUK's ATO measures in PTOing New Era was successful without any other party being taken over.

In many ways, the whole

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We have checked this issue and found nothing wrong

17 • Day 2,312, 11:20 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

Any anyhow, yesterday I changed my political party. I exited the UKPP and decided to join the WRP instead. So I clicked on them and joined. Looking forward to saying hello to my new colleagues, I was rather surprised to see the thread of New Era:

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THE TRUTH ABOUT THE UKPP PTO

19 • Day 2,003, 10:29 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

mwcerberus has in the past week or so been having fun at NE's expense with his "mwceberus for CP!" bid and the general response has been either:

1 "Eeeeeeek, stop the PTO! It will destroy the eUK if NE falls", or
2 "I know who I'll be voting … read more »

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I should probably think of a witty title, but I cannot be assed.

8 • Day 1,966, 10:10 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

What has happened was never a PTO - take a look at the number of votes the second place person got and appreciate the feeble number of votes that was necessary. Want to know where the 30-odd votes our PP got came from? Inside the party. From memory,

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Mr Knee presents a begging article while looking to be elected...

7 • Day 1,828, 14:24 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

Normally I would use my newspaper to mock other people, but today I am writing a serious article to announce I am currently number 12 on the UKPP's election list. At this number, I am probably on the border of being elected when you consider the