Where have you been?
Man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes.
So hewalks down to the store only to find it closed.
So he goes into anearby bar to use the vending machine.
At the bar
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Man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes.
So hewalks down to the store only to find it closed.
So he goes into anearby bar to use the vending machine.
At the bar
…
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Divisions 1 & 2:
- 100 Prestige Points -> 50 Energy Center for 7 days
- 200 Prestige Points -> Recover 20 Energy every 6 minutes
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There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.
One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'
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There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.
Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. "He is
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A Pharmacist's bad day
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the
husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
Tearfully she explained, "It's the
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