The Onion--Korea Edition - newspaper of Azumno

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Parrot vs. The People

34 • Day 420, 19:09 • Published in South Korea

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The Party has often encountered resistance from people set in their ways, deprived and stripped of power, jealous, stuck in real-life ideologies, jealous, or just plain dumb. Its members have only to hearken back to the recent past and remember

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Capitalism for Dummies

3 • Day 412, 12:06 • Published in South Korea

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The following article is a reprint of "Capitalism for Dummies" published in M.E.D.I.A.B.O.T. and has been edited to appeal to the South Korean population

**THIS MATERIAL CONTAINS HINTS OF SATIRE***
Just in time for the elections I'm going

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Here we go again...

11 • Day 379, 20:22 • Published in South Africa

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Time do defend another possibly controversial comment made by yours truly. This time I'm 'heading them off at the pass' so to speak, and proactively publishing this article before all hell breaks loose on me.

Nationalism in eRepublik is

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New Company

0 • Day 379, 15:30 • Published in South Africa

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The Monolith Corporation has invested 20 gold into creating a new wood company called Monolith Wood. Monolith Wood will not begin operation until more gold is acquired in order to secure an export license to Hungary.

Personal Note:

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What Army! (A Commentary)

11 • Day 375, 15:17 • Published in South Africa

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Before I begin I would like to clarify my position for the reader, in case he is unaware.

I am a member of The Party, an oft misrepresented spin off of its namesake from Orwell's novel "1984" and its personal military organization, Minipax. I am