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The Montreal Guardian

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The most respected newspaper in the history of eCanada. Originally called the Ottawa Guardian. Host to hundreds of articles, awards competitions and platforms. Truly one of the prized cultural pieces of eCanadian fabric, like maple syrup and the CN Tower.

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**The OG: Banach Explains the New Module** *Crucial*

33 • Day 848, 06:41 • Published in Canada Canada •

~~~Return of PvP makes Beta players piss themselves with joy~~~

With the announcement yesterday by admin, a few players might be perhaps a bit confused as to the specifics of this whole amendment to the game. If anyone here has … read more »

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**The RG: Craig Norman Gets Spanked**

24 • Day 847, 14:46 • Published in Canada Canada •

Seems I am so popular that my little motivational speech gets a full article in response.

Well Mr Norman, let's see what you have to offer:


Recently, Banach (the self-proclaimed “King”) published an article calling for a coup with him at

… read more »

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**The RG: So...Who Wants to Coup the Government?**

11 • Day 847, 11:39 • Published in Canada Canada •

Really.

I thought Canadian politics wouldn't collapse when I left, but it did.

The politics in this place is so dull you can't cut fu**ing tofu with it.

You guys might think this is entertaining, but if you consider a homophobe, a … read more »

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**The RG: Off With Their Heads**

17 • Day 840, 04:33 • Published in Canada Canada •

Its about time!

Being a tyrant myself, I would like to now bring up the fate of those who committed war crimes against Canada during World War Three.

Sufficient time has passed to regain our nation's composure and we now have … read more »

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**The OG: Say Yes to a Constitutional Monarchy in Canada**

59 • Day 837, 13:14 • Published in Canada Canada •

Indeed, Where's the Crown?

I propose to our fine Parliament the creation of a monarchic title (King or Queen) to be given out on a whim and to serve as a symbolic feature of our grand confederacy.

Perhaps some … read more »