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Interesting Times

8 • Day 3,576, 22:39 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

As I'm writing this, there are roughly 1 1/2 hours before voting starts.

We have a chance to upset the apple cart, throw our country for a loop, some might think it's irresponsible, some may say it's dangerous, I say it's exciting!

What is

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Say it loud! I'm BlackSheep and I'm Proud!

24 • Day 3,575, 09:32 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

9 hours ago, I was nominated for POTUS by The Black Sheep Party, the text of the notification was a little off though.

"The President of The Black Sheep Party has decided to support you for the next country Presidential elections."

While

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Mad POTUS Tex!

10 • Day 3,574, 21:07 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

I'm pretty sure all my opponents are witches.



So let's break out the wildfire and matches and just burn this to the ground. Because out of the

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Burn It All Down

12 • Day 3,568, 10:19 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

First, a little mood music


Hello eAmerica, I'm writing you today to ask for your support for CP, I've got a clear and concise platform: Burn It All Down.

Who will my cabinet be? I won't

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Hey America I've Caught TB!

6 • Day 2,107, 11:34 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Here take this TB test:

Do you want a leader who is experienced in ATO?

1: Heck yeah!

2: Nah RGR is toats cool!

Do you like Butter?

1: More than Paula Deen!

2: No I'm a 5th level vegan I don't eat anything that casts a shadow

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