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The Lion of Judah

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Immigration report

4 • Day 669, 15:30 • Published in Israel Israel •

The following people have been cleared for eIsraeli Citizenship:
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The following people are not to be accepted:


I would also like to take the chance to make something very clear. There will be a list made up on … read more »

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JOIN THE ISRAELI DEFENSE FORCES TODAY!

27 • Day 667, 15:28 • Published in Israel Israel •




Come join us today. We are the only thing that stops Israeli from being invaded by outside forces.

Only the truest Israeli's enlist. Are you one of them?

Join us Today!

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All Congressmen/Congresswomen

0 • Day 666, 19:00 • Published in Israel Israel •

Since I am the Minister of Immigration, I will be issuing newspaper articles on who to grant citizenship to. These will be written at the end of the day.PLEASE DO NOT ACCEPT ANY BEFORE THE ARTICLE


For today, The following residents have

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Charles Nimitz-Your friendly neighborhood Congressman

5 • Day 666, 16:44 • Published in Israel Israel •

So as stated in my last article, I have decided to run for Congress in the Nazareth North District. In case you do not know my resume, I am currently a Sergeant in the IDF, The Party President of the Israeli Progressive Party, and Minister of

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Announcing my Intention to Run for Congress

11 • Day 665, 14:20 • Published in Israel Israel •

Yep. I'm running for congress 😃

I am Charles Nimitz, a level 16 active member of eIsrael. I am currently a Sergeant in the IDF reserves, am the Party President of the Israeli Progressive Party, and Minister of Immigration. I am definately one of

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