The Lightning Storm - newspaper of Douglas Mckeever

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SCANDAL! President photographed in flagrante delicto!

19 • Day 2,123, 07:29 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

7 • Day 1,949, 03:02 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Plato: For the greater good.

Karl Marx: It was a historical

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Vote For 'The Man With No Avatar'! You Know It Makes Sense!

3 • Day 1,617, 21:44 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

Dear Citizen,

Please consider voting for me – Douglas Mckeever - as your Member of Congress for Yorkshire & Humberside.

The election is TODAY - 25th April, (day 161😎. I include a link to further details about myself and my platform:

http:

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Running for Congress in Yorkshire & Humberside (TUP official)

5 • Day 1,616, 05:02 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

I am putting my name forward as a candidate for Congress in Yorkshire & Humberside.

Let me lay my cards on the table. I am still a relatively new citizen. I have been around for slightly less than three months. Some may see this as … read more »

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Running for Congress in the West Midlands

3 • Day 1,614, 02:12 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

I am putting my name forward as a candidate for Congress in the West Midlands.

Let me lay my cards on the table. I am still a relatively new citizen. I have been around for slightly less than three months. Some may see this as being an … read more »