Because I'm looking to get all up in your crevices.
That's right ladies and gentlemen I, Muglack, am once again running for congress. This time in the province of Alberta.
Now I know what you're thinking, "Who the F@#$ are you and why in
The silence of the night was broken by the ringing of a telephone.
I open my eyes on a world not yet touched by the light of the coming day. I answer the phone wiping the sleep from my eyes.
"Hello?" I say as I clear my throat.