As I write this from the beach, looking out over the ocean, I realize how much all of your lives suck as compared to mine right now. Then I remember that I'm writing an article while I'm on vacation. That is a new level of sadness. Or dedication. … read more »
This is the first time I address you as your Secretary of State. If you notice, I'm living in North Corea. You see, the Coreans are a freedom loving people, and they have asked me to help them remain free. I asked … read more »
To my Croatian subscribers, friends, and colleagues alike:
We messed up. We weren't there for you. We should have been and we weren't. I don't know what to say.
Croatia has always been there for the United States and we let you down. … read more »
Tomorrow (or today, if you're reading this later) is the second step in your path to freedom. We have already secured the Presidency, and now it is time for the second election, the Party Presidency.
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