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VICTORY!!!!!!!!

112 • Day 1,089, 11:52 • Published in USA USA •

EDIT: THE INDO CHERRY IS OURS!!!!


Sumatra, while not over is lost ;_;

Well, we weren’t able to pluck Indonesia’s cherry… yet. I must take the blame for this; I don’t feel like I adequately lined up allied support and pushed for the attack

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122

Indo Cherry Popping

30 • Day 1,088, 16:40 • Published in USA USA •

There is a cherry to be plucked America; it is our time to make Indonesia a woman. That’s right we’re invading the sh!t out of them! Only once in a generation do we have the opportunity and foresight to position ourselves in such a way to extract

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134

Presidential Update, [Free Peninsular Malaysia]

18 • Day 1,085, 08:15 • Published in USA USA •

edit: Auction is over, please fight for the resistance in Peninsular Malaysia

Congratulations America, by Dio’s grace we have not only managed to remove Serbia from South East Asia effectively ending their “empire”, but we have returned … read more »

413

HAHA AMURICA JOKES ON YOU! : 3

46 • Day 1,082, 20:39 • Published in USA USA •

It’s my pleasure America, I’d like to thank you for your votes. While we were unable to turn Russia into our vassal state this election we can always seize control of their Political Parties and Congress! On the home front I’d like to inform

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376

Why Russia, aren't you looking easy tonight? Also: Boring Campaign Stuff

26 • Day 1,073, 18:53 • Published in USA USA •

As I sit in my favorite armchair next to the fireplace smoking my pipe I wish to say; what we lost in Far Western Alaska (FER) we will make up for ten fold in our soon to be Russian vassal state. So do not despair for if you are stuck working at a

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