The Hamburger Conspiracy - newspaper of Gates Schellinger

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The Tax Reform Plan

3 • Day 858, 20:21 • Published in Thailand

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Oh crap, it's another article, what's wrong this guy.

So about 12 hours ago (or so, I'm sleepy), I announced in 24 hours we'll be bringing the new Tax program to a vote. We've nailed down a consensus, that everyone who participated in the

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Tax Reform (24 hour call)

2 • Day 858, 09:23 • Published in Thailand

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In our normal everyday lives, questions usually come up.

What's the difference between an Autobiography and a Memoir?
If Jimmy_Miller cracks corn, and no one cares, why does he continue to crack it?
What the heck is in that suitcase from Pulp

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Congress Results and Citizenship

9 • Day 857, 08:58 • Published in Thailand

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After facing a semi-serious gold hound PTO, we came away with a good deal of seats, however they wasted a lot of votes on a few candidates, I guess this was either because they really wanted them in, or they're scared of our l337 sniping skills >.

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Congressional Candidates (official)

5 • Day 855, 14:19 • Published in Thailand

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The following is the list of confirmed eThai friendly candidates, if your name is not on the list it's not intended to slight you, it simply points out that we don't know anything about you. If you find yourselves not sure of who to vote for choose,

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Battle Orders

4 • Day 853, 14:50 • Published in Thailand

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If any of you haven't fought yet today all Thai citizens are ordered to fight in the battle for Mindanao

Members of the Thai Armed forces, including the M.I.T will be receiving weapons for