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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1596)

3 • Day 1,596, 11:33 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I swapped my wife's parachute around with her backpack.
Now when the bitch goes on her stupid camping holiday, all she will have is a parachute.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1595)

4 • Day 1,595, 14:43 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company.

I'm now the main stake holder.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1594)

3 • Day 1,594, 15:47 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Managed to get rid of my mean boss yesterday after he had a heart attack in the office.

If only he'd allowed personal calls on company time, I'd have phoned him an ambulance.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1593)

3 • Day 1,593, 15:40 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I was running through the forest chasing a girl with a massive hard-on.

In hindsight, I think she might have been a man...

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1592)

4 • Day 1,592, 16:35 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I wouldn't say my wife was fat...

She still is.

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