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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1593)

3 Day 1,593, 15:40 Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I was running through the forest chasing a girl with a massive hard-on.

In hindsight, I think she might have been a man...

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1592)

4 Day 1,592, 16:35 Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I wouldn't say my wife was fat...

She still is.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1591)

2 Day 1,591, 13:08 Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Widespread panic sweeps through Barcelona...

As Messi's goal drought stretches to 90 minutes.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1590)

4 Day 1,590, 15:15 Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I must be really unlucky.

Every time I have an argument with somebody on the internet, they turn out to be a cage fighter.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1589)

5 Day 1,589, 16:49 Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

The Archbishop of Canterbury claims that all homosexuals are just confused about a strong friendship they have.

He then shut his eyes and stopped the interview, so he could talk to his bearded friend sitting on a cloud in the sky.

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