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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1549)

9 • Day 1,549, 16:34 • Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

"Okay, that'll be 20 cent," said the cashier as he scanned my Freddo.

"What!?" I shouted. "But it says 10 cent on the wrapper?"

"Yes I know it says that on it, but it is actually 20."

"Fine." I said as I begrudgingly handed him the cash.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1548)

2 • Day 1,548, 15:10 • Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I took my little boy to the new 'fish themed' playground in the park today,

He was running all over the plaice.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1547)

4 • Day 1,547, 12:11 • Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

My wife just called me.

She said, "The two kids want you to take them Bowling on Saturday, then afterwards they want you to take them to the cinema."

"It's either one or the other," I said, "otherwise it's too expensive."

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1546)

3 • Day 1,546, 12:15 • Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I was sitting on a roundabout arguing with my wife earlier and I thought to myself, this is pointless - we're just going round in circles!

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1545)

2 • Day 1,545, 12:34 • Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I've made a film about the world's longest truck...

You should see the trailer.

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