The Golden Fist - newspaper of Ray Captain

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Howdy Thar Belgium!

3 • Day 1,403, 16:13 • Published in Belgium Belgium

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Political debates and analysis

Running for congress again in Wallonia for Res Belgica.

Vote! Thanks!

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Dearest England

32 • Day 1,228, 15:26 • Published in Belgium Belgium

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So the Lobsterbacks finally invaded poor, defenseless Belgium... And are currently losing. There was no warnings, no reasoning other than Britain wanted to pitch a fit

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40 Votes or Bust

29 • Day 1,158, 15:06 • Published in Belgium Belgium

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So pretty much I demand that I get 40 votes seeing as how SOMEONE can make a scathing hate message and not only not get temp banned but also get to the top of the article charts... If this can happen then I can easily get 40 in like... a day.

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The Red Plague

7 • Day 1,013, 10:47 • Published in Belgium Belgium

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On the Day 1,013 of the New World around the 10th hour, a horrendous yet, undeniably breath taking discovery was made by Belgian Autocracy scientists...

Now, we do not wish to cause a panic; however, it is suggested that if you … read more »

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A Golden Presentation

7 • Day 1,007, 19:03 • Published in Belgium Belgium

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Simply put, I'm running for congress and would like to take the time to put out a completely serious presentation with absolutely no humorous material...

Firstly, as a former eBelgium MoFA, you all know that you can trust me to make the … read more »