Monday's thoughts for the day
1. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction.
2. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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1. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction.
2. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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1) The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
2) People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a milli-second.
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1. A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. Bartender says, 'What is this, a joke?
2. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing
1. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
2. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
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1) Don't be so humble, you're not that great.
2) When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
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