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Archives of the Prime Minister, May 2011, and home to punditry and opinion

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[jargon|en] I deserve my civil rights

10 • Day 2,043, 17:13 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

I deserve my civil rights, including the right to vote for Congress. Yet for several months now, that right has been denied to me, and countless other Canadians. I deserve to be able to fully participate in this game, and I deserve to do it while

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[NID] and the winner is...

6 • Day 2,037, 19:58 • Published in Canada Canada • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

OK, srsly, y'all need to try a little harder. Had literally anyone submitted an entry, even one sentence, you would have won 10 gold by default. I didn't think it was right to declare myself the winner, so we'll save this month's prize money

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[NID] A Letter Home from a Spanish Soldier

7 • Day 2,036, 13:34 • Published in Canada Canada • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

(wtf?)

Dear Mom and Dad,

I'm having so much fun in Canada! My squadron has been deployed to so many different places. I had no idea there … read more »

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[NID] it's here, it's time to get real

1 • Day 2,036, 07:52 • Published in Canada Canada • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Today is the 17th of the month, which means it's National Insult Day!

Like I told you the other day, there's a lot if gold up for grabs if you can make me laugh or piss me off. Write an article following the instructions below, tag it with [NID],

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[NID] it's coming, get ready

7 • Day 2,034, 15:24 • Published in Canada Canada • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

edit: it's here, losers. go vote the new article.


You should know what National Insult Day is, and if you don't, respect your elders and … read more »