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The Chosun Times is where you should turn for Commander Kim's rantings on the economy, political system, and more! The Chosun Times is now also a proud ENKMA member, in order to increase cooperation and accessibility to eNorth Korean newspapers!

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Hello From The Bloody Battlegrounds Of Chagang!

3 • Day 1,811, 22:10 • Published in North Korea North Korea • Battle orders Battle orders

The blood is not ours, but our enemies'!

I'm proud to announce that I'm the newly appointed Vice President of The Commoner's Revolution party. And my first act as such has been in the defense of Chagang. 109 kills, dealing 1,313,750 damage and

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Congress Presentation On Behalf Of WPNK

4 • Day 1,796, 13:02 • Published in North Korea North Korea • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

I'm writing this in hopes it will help me in my race for Congress, representing the Worker's Party of North Korea.

My promises to the people:

1: I will accelerate our citizenship requests. I've already had people from Turkey to Spain

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Our Snake of A MoFA / My Offer

18 • Day 1,790, 14:41 • Published in North Korea North Korea • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Well, if you haven't read yet, OogieBoogie left. He was offered a job in the Swiss government, and he ran off.

This proves that he wasn't dedicated to this country, this proves that he didn't appreciate being the Minister of Foreign Affairs, and

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Rise From Under The Thumb Of Oppression!

2 • Day 1,783, 13:04 • Published in North Korea North Korea • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

People, PEOPLE! I know we can liberate regions, and I know we can hold them. I know we can get allies to help in our wars. (A big THANK YOU goes out to Turkey, our new found friends)

So then, why can't we help ourselves?

Why can't the Patriots

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Fight!!

1 • Day 1,782, 12:46 • Published in North Korea North Korea • Battle orders Battle orders

We have the opportunity to reclaim Chagang. We MUST keep and HOLD territory.

I'm putting everything I have into the fight, as we all should. I know it'll be a hard fight; I've defeated 36 enemies and used 2 rockets, but I'm barely making a dent.

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