The Blaze Report - newspaper of Corey Blake

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Fluffertonism and the eHoly War

9 • Day 776, 23:02 • Published in Australia

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After the brutal attack (eWedgie) Fluffertonism Prophet Corey Blake received from Cozlam and Zannite Extremists during the last eHoly War, Corey Blake has ordered the Mullet Brigade to keep a keen eye out for Zannites and to end this threat once and

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Vote Corey Blake, Write-In Candidate!

5 • Day 744, 22:41 • Published in Australia

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Vote Corey Blake, Write-In Candidate for Prime Minister!

You may be asking yourself, "Hey Corey, how in the name of Cozlam are you running for Prime … read more »

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Corey Blake for SA Senator: Return of Dignity

7 • Day 732, 06:45 • Published in Australia

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You can view my campaign video at my Youtube channel.

Ladies and Gentlemen of this great nation, I come forth to you again, asking that you re-elect me into your Senate. Over the passed month, I have watched … read more »

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Surprising eWedding in eAustralia

23 • Day 723, 01:33 • Published in Australia

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People of the New World
Citizens of Australia
Members of the PaPP and ANP

Today, on Day 723 of the New World, two opposing forces cease attacks for one day to celebrate the eMarriage of two … read more »

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eVic Civil War

6 • Day 700, 23:25 • Published in Australia

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Good evening Fluffertonians

Your prophet, Corey Blake, has suffered a brutal attack at the hands of Cozlam and Zaneyism Extremists. At approximately 22:00 eRep time Day 700, Zaneyist and Cozlam Extremists have retaliated to the capture of Cozza