Tales From The Fishbowl - newspaper of Haliman

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THE RETURN OF SHIELD!

1 • Day 979, 22:05 • Published in USA USA

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SHIELD, the Brolliance militia, has mad its triumphant return!

In the near future, we will be making more branches in other member nations, but for now, TEAM USA … read more »

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I AM DONE WITH THIS

13 • Day 979, 14:37 • Published in USA USA

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I LOST YESTERDAY

THAT'S RIGHT. I'M DONE WITH THIS.

I WILL NEVER, EVER, DO THIS AGAIN.

I will NEVER lose an election again 😛

Epic scare is epic?

Nation, I have lost my last two elections, and I'm fed up. I promise

22

Glados Defected?

8 • Day 975, 16:13 • Published in USA USA

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except … read more »

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I went Berserk for the first time

8 • Day 974, 12:54 • Published in USA USA

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PROTIP: Go berserk.

Owned 4 FAILkingdomer, then attacked 2 veteran Russian tanks and an expert helicopter. Didn't mimic the same success I had the first time, but I made them get stuck on the bridge for another turn 🙂

I fell defending Croatia,

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Alright Guys

6 • Day 972, 17:25 • Published in USA USA

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"Alright guys, war module is coming out tomorrow. Be sure to take it easy, okay?"

"Okay!& … read more »