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Dear Sweet America: GLaDOS for POTUS

28 • Day 1,318, 19:54 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

in light of my good friend speedcat mcnasty resigning from the race for president, I find myself in an awkward position. I notice that there are no motivated, capable candidates currently attempting to reach the high and mighty office of the

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PEACE AT HOME: PEACE IN THE WORLD

32 • Day 1,314, 20:33 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



if you werent alive for PEACE, you're pretty much a newfag


also dont forget FIST … read more »

66

For Your Consideration: GLaDOS for UKRP Party President

21 • Day 1,234, 11:15 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom •



Hello, citizens of the United Kingdom, and more Specifically, members of the United Kingdom Reform party. Today, I would like to announce that I am running for the high and honourable position of … read more »

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GLaDOS for the midlands

24 • Day 1,219, 19:46 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom •


Here's GLaDOS



Because why not

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The Cake is a Lie: Harrison Richardson for POTUS

19 • Day 1,198, 14:50 • Published in USA USA •


yes, friends and test subjects, the cake is, sadly a lie.
I officially will no longer be attempting to gain the high and holy office of the … read more »