ROFLMAO - newspaper of Da Boss

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Da Boss for Congress

5 • Day 855, 18:33 • Published in Malaysia

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Hey guys. I'm running in Peninsular Malaysia and I would appreciate your vote. As your congressman, I would practice fair politics and would properly represent the great citizens of this country.

I am running under the Djozikeist Church of

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Bill Gates

9 • Day 849, 16:21 • Published in USA USA

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Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was destroying the Earth in 3 days. They were

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Hey y'all

6 • Day 840, 09:54 • Published in USA USA

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Sorry to trifle my wonderful readers, but I would just like to ask for help.

I have played this game for several months now and have been very active and have had a lot of fun playing.

Still, I am getting a little bit bored because of my lack

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Nuns

7 • Day 838, 08:10 • Published in USA USA

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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their new habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door

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New Joke

15 • Day 834, 11:47 • Published in USA USA

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A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree. "I've kidnapped you!", said the blonde and then proceeded