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Episode 7

0 • Day 687, 17:46 • Published in USA USA

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*crackling static*

Art Showalter in Scandinavia, in a special on location report. A massive Russian invasion combined with an eUK blocking attempt had the northern EDEN members worried. However, allied backing and clever region swapping

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Episode 5

1 • Day 673, 19:55 • Published in USA USA

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*dramatic intro music and swooshing graphics*

(Gray-haired venerable anchor looks up dramatically)

Good evening, and welcome to Channel Six. I'm Art Showalter, your anchor for this evening. We have two main stories tonight: the battle in New

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Special Comment: Episode 4

2 • Day 672, 20:46 • Published in USA USA

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Good evening, I'm Art Showalter with a special comment here tonight on the PEACE invasion of North America.

My fellow eMericans, the tide has turned. Within a day or two, Russia will be completely removed from North America. It won't be long

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Sunday Edition 1, Episode 3

0 • Day 670, 09:41 • Published in USA USA

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*Ultradramatic tension-building music*

*BREAKING NEWS*

Hello, I'm George St. Pierre, your weekend anchor with critical breaking war news. Your regularly scheduled programmin, the Roundtable, will be seen next week. In a stunning turn of

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Episode 2

0 • Day 668, 11:01 • Published in USA USA

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*dramatic intro music and swooshing graphics*

(Gray-haired venerable anchor looks up dramatically)

Welcome and good evening.

A quiet day on the war front has led to controversy. The Admin Gods have refused eUSA pleas and have not blocked