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Taking a break

2 • Day 1,110, 18:29 • Published in USA USA •

I'll be back in a week.

Cya

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A glorious(fruity) rise...

6 • Day 1,108, 00:50 • Published in USA USA •

So for all my previous readers of "Bite the hand that feeds" it's now gone. All gone. No more. I have decided I do not wish to bite hands anymore. But




NO MORE TEARS

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/me shuffles feet

13 • Day 1,105, 16:45 • Published in USA USA •

So...Uhm.. I'm running for President of the United States. Simply put, I will make this country fruity.



2 reasons why you should vote for me.

1.) I'm better then

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A message from the UIP's Party President

9 • Day 1,077, 10:21 • Published in USA USA •

Howdy! My name is Pheno Sony, and I'm the UIP'S Party President. What that means is I personally lead the only party of Independents in the United States of eAmerica. I’m fairly sure you should join the UIP. Now if you're afraid of any type

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Hey. UIP. Listen up

10 • Day 1,069, 23:21 • Published in USA USA •

Hey. You. Yes you. UIP member. If you don’t know who I am, then you’re silly. I’m your PP. I know this whole voting and congress this is fairly confusing. I get it, its hard to learn. Let me try to explain it to you.

First of all, every

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