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Declared in Asturias

2 • Day 1,522, 11:17 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Hello Fellow Citizens,

I'm declaring once again for congress on my third term.
My first 2 successful terms were Texas, then Virginia.


I never do care for fame or glory in congress. It's a simple work that doesn't really catch the ear … read more »

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Virginia Candidacy [One more Term]

1 • Day 1,493, 17:28 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

I, Jack Mensley, declare in Texas ~October 2010
I, Jack Mensley, declare in Virginia ~Today

For a Second term is all I ask for this Christmas and I believe I am the most capable man for the job.

My qualifications are
- One … read more »

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Pfeiffer Salad dressing

5 • Day 1,472, 23:22 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I rather prefer ranch dressing. It's quite good tbh.

Now the thought has occurred to me about Henry Arundel's alternet name "Pfeiffer".

His alternet name happens to be...

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For congress in Washington state

0 • Day 1,340, 07:35 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

I, Jack Mensley, declare my run for congress in the state of Washington.
I am a fair player in this game and will do my best in the run for congress and in congress.
Make no doubt that I have the best intreast for the citizens of these eUnited

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Mensley for New Mexico

5 • Day 1,247, 16:59 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Hello my fellow patriotic Americans. I would like to inform you that I am running in New Mexico


Just wanted you to know in case I don’t make it across. Send a chopper for me if I don’

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