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PAKISTANI SCIENTISTS DEVELOP NEW MISSILE-BASED TRANSPORT

5 • Day 221, 12:33 • Published in Pakistan

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HIGH IN THE KASHMIR PLATEAU

Pakistani space technicians have developed a new method of rapidly transporting members of the 300 around the world in mere minutes. The Divine Will of Dio inspired them to remove the nuclear warhead of an ICBM and

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Pakistani missile test GREAT SUCCESS

15 • Day 219, 09:43 • Published in Pakistan

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OFF THE COAST OF PAKISTAN, FORMERLY INDIA

Today the Pakistani Space Program conducted its first test of a new rocket design. Guided by the infinite wisdom of Dio, the genius Pakistani scientists were able to make the rocket perform loops and

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First Pakistani Astronauts

12 • Day 217, 11:11 • Published in Pakistan

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SOMEWHERE IN THE DESERTS OF PAKISTAN

Today marks the glorious birth of the Pakistan Space Program. Senor, loyal lieutenant of the great GOD EMPEROR DIO, has nationalized Magic Carpet to be the centerpiece of our new program.

Magic Carpet is