Old Uncle Keeg's Rants - newspaper of Keegan Knoll

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A Congratluations To CruelBear!

3 • Day 837, 05:52 • Published in Philippines

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Well, I'm retired. And being President has made me eOld, as you can see by my updated avatar. However, even in my old age, yesterday's elections had me glued to my screen until the server reset. Only one vote made the difference, and I congratulate

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Fight GREEN in Tamil Nadu!

4 • Day 836, 23:03 • Published in Philippines

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This resistance war has been started by Serbians, to carve a path so that they can takeover India, after possibly PTOing their country. We cannot allow our ally to be invaded this way. All soldiers fight GREEN.

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A Look At This Month's Presidential Candidates

9 • Day 835, 15:49 • Published in Philippines

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Well, hello, my fellow eFilipinos,

It's nearly time for my final day as President, and as I take a look at our next Presidential Candidates, I've started to look in depth at my possible successors. In this article, I will outline the campaigns of

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Return: An Unfair Suspension, And A Few Announcements

11 • Day 832, 16:34 • Published in Philippines

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Hello, eFilipinos,

I am not going to go into just how frustrating and unfounded my recent suspension was, as a follow up suspension for not doing as the admins wish would not be something that I'd like to see. However, I will assert, that, as

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Please Fight RED in Shaanxi!

6 • Day 826, 14:14 • Published in Philippines

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Fight Red in Shaanxi! This region is being returned to Chinese control. You can fight here. GOGOGO!

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