Nothing Better To Do - newspaper of SuperKingBobby

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Northern Territory

2 • Day 1,190, 11:49 • Published in Australia

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Well I have decided to make a run for Congressman of Northern Territory. I'd like to let the voters know a little bit about me first though.

I started this game as an eAmerican during the occupation of the eUS. I helped to reconquer all of our

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Apology to eNZ???

5 • Day 1,179, 13:15 • Published in Australia

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So the senate apologized to eNZ over the eChile incident. If anyone should be apologizing to them it is the CP not the senate, since they were kept in the dark by our exec. Well I have to ask, where's the apology to eChile for invading them?

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Battle For South Australia

5 • Day 1,174, 21:29 • Published in Australia

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A resistance has started in the South Australian territory currently owned by eIndonesia. Now, I know what you're thinking, I thought we had a peace deal with eIndonesia and they were going to hold on to those three territories. Well that was true,

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The Real Reason We Are Giving eChile Their Regions Back

8 • Day 1,174, 11:51 • Published in Australia

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In another blatant attempt to give the spoils of war only to the elites in this country, our so called CP Sir_c0nstant has agreed to accept peace with eChile. And what exactly is the price for peace, you ask?

Hookers.

Yes you heard me,

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Vote Bobby for CP

14 • Day 1,170, 18:36 • Published in Australia

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If you are unsure of who you would like to vote for this election choose Bobby.

I guarantee brainslugs for everyone.

I support unreasonably high subsidies to the Brainslug Planet.

Vote Bobby on the 5th.