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Vote

4 • Day 550, 11:31 • Published in United Kingdom

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For me, and possibly anaxima as well, she's cool.

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Manifesto

9 • Day 541, 16:35 • Published in United Kingdom

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I'm a radical extremist who likes to eat kittens whilst drinking beer and setting fire to the resulting burp, I have an asbo in 13 different ecountries and they haven't even been invented in this game yet, If elected I am going to use the resulting

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Fight!!! (vote up!!!)

13 • Day 534, 05:32 • Published in United Kingdom

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Warning this article contains exclamation marks, although you already know that from the title!!!

Dearest UKers!
There has recently been a new Battle opened up in Maine in The USA. As their Ally, our MPP (Mutual Protection Pact) with … read more »

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That Was The Week That Was: Episode 3

14 • Day 531, 04:51 • Published in United Kingdom

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This is the Third in a series of articles released every week, satirising the week that was, if anybody else would like to write in future editions of 'that Was the Week that Was' then please contact me.

First off this week we have … read more »

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An Apology From The UK

11 • Day 525, 15:13 • Published in Czech Republic

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This is not an official apology but a personal one, the Congress were not consulted about the takeover and neither were the cabinet. It was decision taken entirely by the president and the Military commanders, and a wrong one. I am very sorry that