News in Down Under - newspaper of TheMaster13

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How fares the war.

10 • Day 1,246, 00:39 • Published in Australia

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eIndo's campaign in South Australia seems pretty unstoppable, I pray that the majority of us are holding out to all of a sudden surprise butt sex them en mass?

I can only think of so many ways we can repel the invasion, lots and lots of gold

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-.-

11 • Day 1,233, 00:46 • Published in Australia

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I wrote an article, it took me some time.
I go to publish it, oh cool... server error.
All those minutes wasted...

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'The People'

11 • Day 1,232, 04:47 • Published in Australia

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WE ARE FOR THE PEOPLE!

What people?

Most if not every single individual is in one party or another.
Makes you wonder about the point of voting, why not just give presidency to a person from the biggest party?
Presidents are decided by

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Dear ANP

8 • Day 1,230, 01:54 • Published in Australia

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I'm sorry ANP, I've been an arse to put it lightly.

eAustralia is running well, sir_constant is a hardcore CP, and you guys have been doing a great job, disregard any shit I've aimed towards you.

Make love, not warcraft.
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TheMaster13 for congress

6 • Day 1,218, 23:08 • Published in Australia

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My fellow eAustralians... no wait... I'm not George Bush or anything.

As you may know, Victoria has recently been returned to us.
I am a member of the Democratic Socialist Parly, I can say this with pride.

Representation isn't what it should