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From A Mother With Love

2 • Day 1,743, 02:03 • Published in India India • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

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Dear Child,

I am writing this slow because I know that you can’t read fast.

We don’t live where we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from … read more »

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description / definitions

4 • Day 1,741, 09:14 • Published in India India • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

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CHAIRMAN OF THE BOAR😨
Leaps tall building in a single bound.
Is more powerful than a locomotive.
Is faster than a speeding bullet.
Walks on water.
Discusses policy with God.

PRESIDENT:
Leaps … read more »

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The Five Toughest Questions That Women Ask Men And The Answers You Need...

10 • Day 1,740, 11:16 • Published in India India • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

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The questions are:

1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?


What makes these … read more »

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goodbye to mother

5 • Day 1,739, 02:07 • Published in India India • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

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A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc.

The taxi arrives, and as the couple got out, the cat shoots back in. They don’t want the cat shut in the … read more »

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Confidence

1 • Day 1,733, 09:41 • Published in India India • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply.

The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Ireland," replies the … read more »