Little Green Apples - newspaper of Jahadyn

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Please Close the Curtain First

6 • Day 674, 17:24 • Published in USA USA

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The USGP Supports Voter err...Turnout!

It's been a busy week and eMericans have good reason to celebrate the liberation of nearly all our territory. And while we at the

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Rockin' the Vote - Green Style!

3 • Day 666, 19:03 • Published in USA USA

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Another Kylero supporter casts her vote!

Yes, the results are final.

Kylero 46 90.20
Shakespiere 3 5.88
Jimmy Loomis 2 3.92

Not that the outcome was in doubt once … read more »

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USGP Party President Deathmatch

4 • Day 663, 16:49 • Published in USA USA

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LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLE!

In the green corner, wearing green and white trunks and weighing in at at 150KB, the incumbent, Killer Kylero! Kylero!

And in the other green corner....errr...ummm....

Or not.

For tonight's issue I

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It's a First Edition!

5 • Day 659, 21:01 • Published in USA USA

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YES! It's the First Edition of the US Green Party Newspaper: Little Green Apples. I do so love First Editions!

Oh wait -- I promised Kylero I wouldn't interject my personal opinions in the Party's Newspaper. My bad.

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