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Caught in the act: Tails from the dark side - The Rusty D story

18 • Day 3,549, 14:20 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Social interactions and entertainment

From the annals of rusty d - aka "the 3 o clock sheep varker"
When I was young me mom told me rusty remember sheeps are for eating and making woolly trousers.

Naw I said cause I was a young australian devil: sheeps are for varking .

And

Is multies really useful?

31 • Day 3,548, 02:33 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Political debates and analysis

In the past there has been countless times I have encountered people that must be multies.

Lets categorize where and when

1. Old accounts that pop back into existence.
2. Strong soldiers that have an equally strong partner to always snipe

Ba Bye Rusty D

7 • Day 3,546, 18:36 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Social interactions and entertainment

Im sad to have to do this. but we had to let RUSTY D go.

He just had to eat the gooseberry and cinnamon yoghurt 🙁

Dont worry that other unwanted immigrant from australia is still here.

The Final Minutes of Rusty D
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Just the usual everyday korruption!

14 • Day 3,544, 06:57 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Financial business

is it any surprise that despite Rusty D promising the so called in his

eIreland Economic Stimulus

taking the form of ~~As you can see from the above image, with the help of this~~ "government grant" of

The aim of this program [

Try imagining a place where its always safe and warm

2 • Day 3,542, 16:51 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Social interactions and entertainment

"Shelter From The Storm"

'Twas in another lifetime one of toil and blood
When blackness was a virtue, the road was full of mud
I came in from the wilderness a creature void of form
"Come in," she said,
"I'll give you shelter from the storm."