No. 5
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now!
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Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now!
Do you know why women aren’t allowed in space?
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To avoid scenarios like: "Houston, we have a problem!"
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"What is the problem?"
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"Yeah, great, pretend like you don’t know what I’m talking about!"
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It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
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Men 1845: I just killed a buffalo.
Men 1952: I just fixed the roof.
Men 2016: I just shaved my legs.
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A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11