Ice Cream And Switzerland - newspaper of Penguin4512

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The Switzerland Scoop #14

6 • Day 809, 13:13 • Published in Switzerland

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Congratulations, eSwitzerland. We have a new leader.

Personally, I can't help but like this guy. So far, he's one of the few Swiss presidents to actually stay true to his

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The Switzerland Scoop #13

7 • Day 808, 14:24 • Published in Switzerland

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I have returned!
And judging by the state of this country, I should have never left. Come on, I know you guys are useless without me, but Ilestis is being beaten by a lemur. From Russia.
[img]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/[/img]

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I Shall Return!

3 • Day 803, 07:17 • Published in Switzerland

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Friends, comrades, stinky fish too, I shall not be with you for several days. Yes, I know, it makes you want to burst out into tears, but do not fear! I shall return.

While I'm

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Battalgazi Exposed!

4 • Day 802, 14:13 • Published in Switzerland

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My friends, every journalist finds a day where he can do something amazing.
I came to this moment when I was innocently surfing the web looking for erepublik cheats -.. I mean, er... it doesn't matter how I found it, I FOUND IT!

What did I find,

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The Switzerland Scoop #12

12 • Day 799, 14:31 • Published in Switzerland

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Hello, one and all! This is my 12th article, and yes, it's me, Penguin4512.
I'm sorry about Schmenguin. He's kind of a moron. My mum talked to me and said I had to give him or job, or else I'm outa the house. Sorry for any unnecessary pain I put