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How I used my vote

14 • Day 819, 00:46 • Published in South Africa South Africa •

I used my vote to keep "Walter Beldingford" otherwise known as Corny, from winning a party presidency. Enjoy another month of actual pro-eSA parties.

Oh, and Cornwalter, come back any time. I and the rest of the Dignity Brigade will

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33

Move Forward

10 • Day 801, 23:50 • Published in South Africa South Africa •

So we got some land back with a little help from our friends (and lazy brazzi noobs). Hooray. Something troubles me though. I see more articles whining, bickering, and generally being useless than I do to the contrary.

I'm not going to make

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42

Attention Israel

14 • Day 747, 23:22 • Published in Israel Israel •

There's some little kids from 888chan in your country. They messed up eVenezuela and now they've moved on to my home of eSouth Africa, North Korea, and your home as well.

http://www.

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Dreadnuts the Mighty for Congress

10 • Day 701, 21:35 • Published in South Africa South Africa •

Wouldn't that be friggin' hilarious?

Yeah, I'm not running.

F that.

In other news, it's officially my birthday and Phuza Thrusday.

I have beer to drink and The Big Lebowski to watch.

Cheers.

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34

I'm home.

10 • Day 685, 19:54 • Published in South Africa South Africa •

I've resigned from the eUS Marine Corps. I've moved to Free State. I've joined the Praetorian Guard. I'm an ambassador. I'm finally ready to start throwing 100% of my efforts toward bettering eSouth Africa.

I can't wait.

Oh, and thanks to

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