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Indonesia, let go

48 • Day 945, 03:18 • Published in Australia

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Someone (some PEACE lover, no doubt *wink😉 recently told me to "let go" - apparently one has a shelf life in this game, and after a certain time you must stop doing things, otherwise you are merely in the way of the newer breed. Well if

Cottus invades Indonesian forums, and pwns

35 • Day 926, 05:25 • Published in Indonesia

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http://tinyurl.com/Cottus-pwns-eIndo

Hello... that's all I have to say.

That was fun.

Oh yeah, hang on...

HAIL EDEN!

HAIL AUSTRALIA!

HAIL OPERATION TWOFOLD BAY!

HAIL THE … read more »

Cottus sez: Widds for PM

15 • Day 908, 03:27 • Published in Australia

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Hi there, I'm Cottus Arci. I've been Prime Minister 6-times (4-times in Australia), am Australia's second buffest soldier, and generally all-round nice guy.

I like long walks, spring mornings, country music and movies with Tom Cruise in it.

COTTUS FOR PM!!!! AGAIN!!!!

62 • Day 832, 21:59 • Published in Australia

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JUST KIDDING!

Citizens of eAustralia,

It's been way too long since my last article - whilst I've been able to keep a firm, steady and keep things moving (Budget, Spending, MPPs, Alliances, Departments, etc) unfortunately I've … read more »

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COTTUS FOR PM!!!

12 • Day 807, 20:25 • Published in Australia

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Once more into the fray, eAustralia!

There is less than 24 hours to go until we all rush to the polling booths and determine who will guide us over the next month. I apologise for the mildly toned-down campaign - I know it's not a … read more »