Britons Weekly - newspaper of Luke Phillips

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Millitary Jokes

4 • Day 508, 09:10 • Published in United Kingdom

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Queen inspecting the troops

The Queen is inspecting 3 armed forces personnel, 1 from each
of her fighting forces.

She asks each one what they would do if they woke up and found a camel spider in their tent on operations?

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London Overcrowded

2 • Day 507, 09:45 • Published in United Kingdom

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The Great city of London is suffering from overcrowding. Too many citizens in one eUK region, puts a strain on the London NHS. It would highly benifit the MoMaS (Ministers of Migration and Support), which are willing to send FREE moving tickets!

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Training War

1 • Day 505, 11:58 • Published in United Kingdom

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On the 505th day of the New World, 10:00 erepublik time Croatia is going to attack Serbia. This is going to be a training war, so our civilian and military personal can rank up and gain xp. The battle will last for aprox 23 hours.

Croatia are