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A Newspaper of Louis Humphrey, writer and founder of Duck and HAMMAR Productions. Read and Enjoy

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It's Been Awhile My Lovely's

2 • Day 885, 11:15 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom •

I was just logging in today to work and fight, and then it hit me!

*BANG*

I haven't written an article in... ages

To be honest, a lot of you probably don't give a rats arse. But I felt different. It was spooky how empty I felt.

So

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11

It's Been Quiet

6 • Day 881, 13:33 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom •

What has happened?

Its gone ever so quiet

Admittedly I haven't helped. I've been quiet to which is surprising.

So just a few general things today, and maybe some surprises

1. I was shocked to see that the SDP ratings have gone up. We now

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No! I Will Quit Drink Forever

8 • Day 878, 15:50 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom •

NOO! In my drunkenness, I sold my beautiful beautiful company 🙁

One (me) is sad

I am crying

Sad 🙁

Pity me please people

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OOOOO! The Prospects!!

8 • Day 878, 15:17 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom •

So here I am once again, this time twilight (sigh) is on in front of me. So I'm...wait, is that American Ninja?

*Change Channel*

Any ways, as I was saying, so I'm thinking with a mixture of Coffee Vodka and a film (American Ninja) I could

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7

Topics For A Reader

4 • Day 878, 11:00 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom •

Topic 1

Well a few days ago, I started up a housing company. I've pumped a lot of money into it so that I could get it functioning as well as a month old company. Yet this action has cost me ££££££.

I'm writing this article to tell you

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