Ambient on/off
Canada

Drunk Homer Times

About my newspaper

Open Wiki page

Real Eyes Realize Real Lies

12

[TemujinCP] Day 3607: Election Day - The Long Ride Home

6 • Day 3,607, 07:59 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Greetings fellow Canadians,

The family and I are heading home today after spending a few days in Vancouver. The 11 year old had a routine surgery performed at BC Children's Hospital. The term "routine" is a funny word, especially in the context

… read more »

22

[TemujinCP] October 5: Vote TemujinBC

13 • Day 3,603, 08:31 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Greetings fellow Canadians,

On October 5th, vote for Rotary Jet Extraction. Vote for a Thorough Clean. Vote for an Unparalleled Service Package.



Vote TemujinBC.

Hugs and Kisses,

… read more »

9

TemujinBC threatens to unleash Dino and Guzi

5 • Day 3,568, 19:49 • Published in Canada Canada • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Greetings fellow Canadians,



Do not force me to unleash the Dino love.

*Nobody* wants that.

Hugs and Kisses,

… read more »

25

[MoD/MoB/MiB] Important Update from your New Government

16 • Day 3,548, 18:25 • Published in Canada Canada • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Greetings Fellow Canadians,

My brothers, my sisters, my friends.



It is the best of times.

Hugs and Kisses,

TemujinBC
Minister of Defense
Minister of Butts
Minister in Butts

PS

… read more »

8

[TemujinCP] Western Netherlands - Day 3480/3481

4 • Day 3,480, 18:29 • Published in Canada Canada • Battle orders Battle orders

Ohai,

Western Netherlands. Do eet.

Hugs and Kisses,

TemujinBC


… read more »