Day in the Life - newspaper of Paul Jude

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The Former Confederate Republic of Georgia

7 • Day 1,047, 18:13 • Published in USA USA

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I have good news and bad news. The bad news? There is a serious threat to the United States right now. The good news? I'm here to expose it.

GEORGIA

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Dear India,

3 • Day 1,044, 17:50 • Published in USA USA

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Dear India,

I write this to you as a concerned cow. A cow that has been exploited, and whose entire family has been slaughtered by blood thirsty eAmericans. We have never done anything to harm the eAmericans, and yet we have been enslaved.

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Dear India

10 • Day 1,044, 17:41 • Published in India India

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Dear India,

I write this to you as a concerned cow. A cow that has been exploited, and whose entire family has been slaughtered by blood thirsty eAmericans. We have never done anything to harm the eAmericans, and yet we have been enslaved.

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I want to be the Minority

4 • Day 1,036, 13:20 • Published in USA USA

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Hello!

I am Paul Jude and you have the privilege of reading my first newspaper article. Here's hoping for good luck in the future!

It's unfortunate that I have to