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We give you tips, we give you information, we give you orders, we give you interviews, we give you games. What do we ask in return? You have a good time reading our articles... and maybe vote the article, subscribe and tell friends about the newspaper. However having a good time is just the minimum.

eUK! Prepare for War! Weapons Handout!

56 Day 2,689, 03:27 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Warfare analysis Warfare analysis



It's time the eUK prepared for war! We are up against the largest threat our country has ever seen, and we are probably going to be wiped. No less than 6 … read more »

Everything Has Changed - The Elite PM!

35 Day 2,665, 11:23 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



The secret elite PM? The fight over dictatorship? Huey? A lot has gone on over the past few days, and it may be hard to keep up with all of the details. Most … read more »

if CheetahCurtis.Title != "Country President" then...

18 Day 2,661, 06:10 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Just admit it, I had the greatest CP manifesto you had ever read. It was filled with high-quality, fresh ideas that would get every eUK citizen involved in … read more »

[CC4CP] Manifesto: Part One

45 Day 2,658, 02:26 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



I noticed there hasn't been a single CP manifesto yet. Jimmy seems adamant that I run for CP as we have absolutely no one to back yet. So am I running? I hope … read more »

[Wayne] ESO Guide To Love-Making...

14 Day 2,644, 12:00 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



ESO, the party that previously broke into the top secret eUK vault and revealed the secret that top military players in the eUK were turning citizens into eggs … read more »