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We give you tips, we give you information, we give you orders, we give you interviews, we give you games. What do we ask in return? You have a good time reading our articles... and maybe vote the article, subscribe and tell friends about the newspaper. However having a good time is just the minimum.

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14 9 hours ago Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Just admit it, I had the greatest CP manifesto you had ever read. It was filled with high-quality, fresh ideas that would get every eUK citizen involved in … read more »

[CC4CP] Manifesto: Part One

45 4 days ago Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



I noticed there hasn't been a single CP manifesto yet. Jimmy seems adamant that I run for CP as we have absolutely no one to back yet. So am I running? I hope … read more »

[Wayne] ESO Guide To Love-Making...

14 Day 2,644, 12:00 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



ESO, the party that previously broke into the top secret eUK vault and revealed the secret that top military players in the eUK were turning citizens into eggs … read more »

[Egg] CP Secrets Unveiled

2 Day 2,637, 04:36 Published in Nigeria Nigeria Warfare analysis Warfare analysis



Today, members of the public, I bring you shocking news. After ESO broke into the secret eUK vault last week we are now prepared to share one of the greatest … read more »

[Egg] CP Secrets Unveiled

33 Day 2,637, 01:13 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Warfare analysis Warfare analysis



Today, members of the public, I bring you shocking news. After ESO broke into the secret eUK vault last week we are now prepared to share one of the greatest … read more »