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Agreement

2 • Day 867, 17:46 • Published in Israel Israel

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What is Agreement? That is the truly eternal everlasting question of our time (Suck it) Some say Agreement is simply recognizing when someone is better then you and succumb to their awesomeness. Others may think Agreement is simply to pretend you

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Yooo Israel

10 • Day 866, 14:38 • Published in Israel Israel

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Okay so we got a lot of new news well probably not that new if youve heard it before.

Franz Kafka joined the presidential election running against SVV from the UZSP (Soon to be UZP) This is gonna make it a toughie but hopefully SVV will emerge

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Happy Passover

2 • Day 860, 13:40 • Published in Israel Israel

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Okay this must be my 3rd time trying to write this article. The Server kept dying on me. Very Aggravating.

Anyway

HAPPY PASSOVER!!! Thats right kids grab your matzoh and gifilta fish cause its time for passover. You all know the story about

About my newspaper

Agreement

Yooo Israel

Happy Passover